British Dad Henry Warren has taken to Twitter to share the clever letter the Tooth Fairy sent his son after his tooth fell out;
"We expect a certain amount of wear and tear on the teeth we appraise," the Tooth Fairy notes. "However, in this case your tooth had to be referred up to the committee for further analysis."
"We believe this is due to the lack of care and attention by yourself," Mr Tooth Fairy explains. "We have detected more than trace amounts of Fanta™ and residual amounts of both cereal and chocolate which have not been removed by appropriate brushing technique."
The Tooth Fairy finishes with a final warning to the young boy;
"Review your practice as a matter of urgency."
Genius move, Dad. Genius.